Betch. iTS.yASMINE.

my cat sat on my sandwich...

i'm from Scotland, i love cats, art and all things offensively humorous.

My song is brown-eyed girl.

drop me a message, im friendly :)

deareje:

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Benedict Cumberbatch at SDCC July 24 2014

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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(via bullied)

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

Nicki’s got a point. Go Nicki. 

(Source: , via poutynymph)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via gay-undertones)

Anonymous asked: Post more pics of yourself ... You're cute and sexy, and you should show it off

Why thank you, I may do so haha

jonimillar37 asked: That sex gif is so hot😮

Reblog worthy I believe

dietchola:

"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence

(via lubricates)