Betch. iTS.yASMINE.

my cat sat on my sandwich...

i'm from Scotland, i love cats, art and all things offensively humorous.

My song is brown-eyed girl.

drop me a message, im friendly :)
flyartproductions:

***Eugenia
Eugenia Martinez Vallejo, clothed (1680), Juan Carreña de Miranda / ***Flawless (Remix), Beyoncé ft. Nicki Minaj

flyartproductions:

***Eugenia

Eugenia Martinez Vallejo, clothed (1680), Juan Carreña de Miranda / ***Flawless (Remix), Beyoncé ft. Nicki Minaj

(via theplanitmars)

Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

everets:

these might be the two greatest photos ever taken

(via nippled)

'True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When you know you're great, you have no need to hate.'

(Source: kimkardashiain, via fatphrodite)